1. California: takes up too much space

2. Texas: also takes up too much space and half the time they don't even acknowledge us

3. Nebraska: too quiet, you never hear jack-shit from Nebraska

4. All of the "New" states don't have an "old" except for New Mexico but I didn't want New Mexico to feel left out so I included it

5. Alaska: unsafe due to weather and also seasonal affective disorder from the white nights or whatever the hell they call 'em

6. Rhode Island: wtf, how did they get state status? That's just crap

7. Alabama: bad history and too many "a"s in the name and yes I realize Alaska is the same way but I gigged them on weather and that daylight thing

8. Vermont: I just sense they think they're better than all the rest of us

9. Arkansas: bad pronounciation

10. Florida: damned alligators